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Funny Love Sayings

 

» Love is an act of faith, and whoever is of little faith is also of little love.
~ Erich Fromm


» Most relationships are
not made in heaven.
They come in kits and you
have to put them together yourselves.


» Marriage has no guarantees. If that’s what you’re looking for, go live with a car battery.
~ Erma Bombeck


» There is one thing I would break up over and that is if she caught me with another woman. I wouldn't stand for that.


» I’m tired of love; I’m still more tired of rhyme; but money gives me pleasure all the time.
~ Hilaire Belloc


» You can’t buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.
~ Henny Youngman


» I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.

~ Walt Disney


» The smallest word is I, the sweetest word is Love and the dearest person in the world is you. thats why I Love You.


» What the world really needs is more love and less paper work.

~ Pearl Bailey
 

» If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question

~ Lily Tomlin

 


» The bravest thing that men do is love women.

~ Mort sahl

 


» I Love making friends….it’s people I can’t stand.

~ Linus

 


» Between lovers a little confession is a dangerous thing.

~ Helen Rowland

 


» One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry

~ Oscar Wilde

 


» Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.

 


» Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.

~ Samuel Johnson

 


» Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.

~ Albert Einstein

 


» You can’t put a price tag on love, but you can all its accessories.

~ Melanie Clark

 


» The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty.

~ Woody Allen

 


» The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post.
~  George Bernard Shaw

» Man loves little and often. Woman much and rarely.
~  Basta

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