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Funny Love Sayings

 

» It is probably not love that makes the world go around, but rather those mutually supportive alliances through which partners recognize their dependence on each other for the achievement of shared and private goals.
~ Fred Allen

 

 

» It is easier to be a lover than a husband for the simple reason that it is more difficult to be witty every day than to say pretty things from time to time.
~  Honore De Balzac
 


» Love is blind -- marriage is the eye-opener.
~  Pauline Thomason
 


» Lovers, like bees, lead a honey-sweet life.
 

 

» Don’t forget to love yourself.
 

 

» Age does not protect you from love but love to some extent protects you from age.
~ Jeanne Moreau

 

» We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love.
~ Tom Robbins

 

» He has achieved success who has lived well, laughed often, and loved much.

 


» A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he’s finished.
~ Zsa Zsa Gabor


» You come to love not by finding the perfect person, but by seeing an imperfect person perfectly.


» Looking into your eyes I can't believe how lucky I am... I don't look like you!

 

» I loved you once... don't you think that is enough!


» Gravity was definitely not the reason why I FELL for you!

 

» Any guy can sweep any girl off her feet, all he needs is the right broom.

 

» Maybe I really loved you... haha, aren't I cute when I lie?

 

» Sunsets of blue, orange and pink... as I sat there with you, I realized you stink!

 

» If Loving you is a sin I think I'm going to Hell!

 

» Love is a magical spark which occurs between 2 people, and you hope that it won't start a fire and burn them both to death!
 

 

» There's a certain part of the contented majority who love anybody who is worth a billion dollars.
~ John Kenneth Galbraith

 

 

» For the love of God, folks, don't do this at home.
~ David Letterman

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