We present the collection of the most cute and sweet funny quotes and sayings. Send these best funny love sayings to your loved ones to make them laugh, feel free to use these humorous love quotes on cards and send them as SMS. We hope these funny sayings about love spread the smile across the face of your loved one.

» Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm still in love... but not with you!

» Love is what makes two people sit in the middle of a bench when there is plenty of room at both ends.

» Marry for money, my little sonny, a rich man’s joke is always funny.

~ Hebrew Proverb
 

» A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears.

~ Woodrow Wyatt
 

» Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man that I want my children to spend their weekends with?

~ Rita Rudner
 

» While money doesn't buy love, it puts you in a great bargaining position.
 

» Love doesn’t make the world go ’round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.

~ Franklin P. Jones
 

» Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what’s the first thing you do? Turn out the lights!

~ Robert Orben
 

» True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about but few have seen.

» Behind every successful man is a surprised woman!

~ Maryon Pearson
 

» Love is loving what your lover loves.
 

» I trip every time I see you or hear your name. I guess I really did fall for you.
 

» Love is like peeing your pants everyone can see it but only you can see it. Thanks for being the pee in my pants.
 

» Love will keep us warm.
 

» To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suffers from not loving. Therefore to love is to suffer, not to love is to suffer. To suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy then is to suffer. But suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be unhappy one must love, or love to suffer, or suffer from too much happiness. I hope you're getting this down. ~ Woody Allen
 

» I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.

~ Zsa Zsa Gabor
 

» An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.

~ Agatha Christie
 

» Instead of getting married again,
I'm going to find a woman
I don't like and just give her a house.